Suburban Dammit

Once upon a time upon the airwaves was a Simon, also known by the rank and title of 'Captain of your Heart'.

In a rare instance, we wrote this song together, right there in the studio one day.

A response to the BoredPhuck's Zoe Tay.



Simon's the Captain of Our Hards (Justin, Aaron, Louise)

Late at night, listening to Simon
I love him, because he's my captain
We're just a frequency apart
He's the captain of my hard

I know him and he don't know me
He taught me all my ABC's
I can't just let him be
'Cos he's the one, he's the kind
He's the DJ for everyone

Simon's the captain of our hards

You wouldn't know what he means to be
Without his voice I won't get hard
So now you know or can't you see
Why he's
The captain of my hard.