This is the kind of stuff that can only come out of Aaron. Funny as hell.
There used to be florescent-lit poster-adverts dotting Peninsula Plaza. They were those large, boxy acrylic posters lit from behind by florescent tubes. You'll see them as you take the escalator up. Not sure if they still exist today.
One of the posters depicts a half-naked Rambo, with a pained resolve on his lips and holding on to a handheld rocket launcher. It looks like its Stallone himself.
Up close, we see its some Asian dude - probably Indian - dressed (or in this case, undressed) up as Rambo. The poster even had a name for this Asian hero. Printed in small at the bottom is the name "Tombo".
Andre and Anthony's Life-long Enrichment Program (Aaron)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
I can't stand your hairy monkey face!
Andre and Anthony are macho jocks,
Fast cars, handphones and wimpy legs...
Andre was a typical college jock
he worked out everyday without a break
Andre came from a wealthy family
So he spent it all on cars and vitamins
Anthony's a bouncer at rock shows
He hated punk rockers getting in his way
Anthony gave up a healthy social life
and he stuck posters of Tombo in his room
They wake up early every morning
Went to run and pump and swimming
And had to weigh themselves six times everyday
They look into the mirror and they say:
"We're still puny!"
"DUH!"
There used to be florescent-lit poster-adverts dotting Peninsula Plaza. They were those large, boxy acrylic posters lit from behind by florescent tubes. You'll see them as you take the escalator up. Not sure if they still exist today.
One of the posters depicts a half-naked Rambo, with a pained resolve on his lips and holding on to a handheld rocket launcher. It looks like its Stallone himself.
Up close, we see its some Asian dude - probably Indian - dressed (or in this case, undressed) up as Rambo. The poster even had a name for this Asian hero. Printed in small at the bottom is the name "Tombo".
Andre and Anthony's Life-long Enrichment Program (Aaron)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
I can't stand your hairy monkey face!
Andre and Anthony are macho jocks,
Fast cars, handphones and wimpy legs...
Andre was a typical college jock
he worked out everyday without a break
Andre came from a wealthy family
So he spent it all on cars and vitamins
Anthony's a bouncer at rock shows
He hated punk rockers getting in his way
Anthony gave up a healthy social life
and he stuck posters of Tombo in his room
They wake up early every morning
Went to run and pump and swimming
And had to weigh themselves six times everyday
They look into the mirror and they say:
"We're still puny!"
"DUH!"
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